Dumb Gadgets of the Month (April 2007)

Apr 30 2007

Dumb Gadgets of the Month (April 2007)

Here is April’s finest…

The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom… It may help your golf game, but guaranteed to induce hemorrhoids.

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Head Spa Massager

Marketing Team Opinions:

International leading technology. (I think not)
Obvious effect in test. (Obviously tested on the blind)
All physical process. (Physically disturbing)
Comfortable. (Right)
Safe. (Now it’s got something)
Health cares the brain and relaxes at anytime anywhere. (Even while driving)
Innovative shape design. (You got that right)
Convenient to use. (Just don’t move your head)

I digress…

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Universal Remote with Universe Size

Well here is a remote you won’t lose and you can use your feet to turn the channel. This 6-in-1 remote controls your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark. Who is this product for, Hagrid from Harry Potter?

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Adult Rocking Horse

Now Celery Furniture makes some nice furniture and I suggest you checkout their site, but their adult rocking chair is just a bit silly.

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Vibrating Massage Arms

Put these amusing arms around your neck, press the button and sit back to enjoy a relaxing massage. People will buy anything…

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Remote Control Beer Pager

Just click the button and the Beer Pager will proudly belch and flash colorful lights so you can easily find your drink. Ok… If you’re that drunk, you probably deserve to lose the beer. I guess it’s funny at least one time?