Thinking outside the wine box, Jonathan Sabine has come up with a unique bottle opener design called the Bourgeois Brass Knuckles (for Vest Collective). Though shaped like a dangerous weapon, the design makes sense. You get a full grip to allow for maximum pull power. John describes the product as “a cross between two iconic objects whose cultural and socio-economic associations lie at opposite ends of the spectrum from one another.” Maybe it’s just for the gang member that doesn’t like beer?
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And nobody thought that adding a sharp object to the end of an already brutal weapon just MIGHT be a bad idea?
cork screw my ass (not literally lol), if u punch someone with that u’re going to jail for assault with a deadly weapon
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holy shit its perfect ad one to each knuckle and you could freaking it would be open casket not open bottle