Portable hot tub?  That heats the water with wood?  I guess I haven’t seen it all.  The Portable Wood Burning Hot Tub is a handmade, relatively light weight, portable hot tub that requires no electricity,  hot water, or plumbing.  The polyester tub has a stainless steel heat coil that uses wood to provide hot water. While fire heats the water in the coil, the hot water will rise and be pushed into the top of the tube.  Natural circulation occurring for 2 and a half hours will get the temp over 100 degrees in the tube!  Not bad.  Just a few issues to overcome.  One, it weighs about 165 lbs.  Not something you want to drag around on a regular basis.  Two, you need wood.  Something else to carry and if it takes up to 3 hours to warm the water, you are going to need a decent amount of wood.  Three, and this is my favorite obstacle, you need 200 gallons of water!  I’d like to know how the two love birds above filled it up?

$6,000 gets you portable bliss: Portable Wood Burning Hot Tub
(via Incredible Things)

Handerpants are a silly but, not so dumb attempt at washable, fingerless glove.  Silly because they resemble the look of men’s briefs, useful because they will provide your hands a little extra warmth under your gloves.  They can also be used in the workshop to protect your hands during light work efforts or even to use your iPhone on cool nights.  Made of 95% cotton, 5% spandex, it can be machine washed just like underwear.

$11.99 gets you a pair of Handerpants
(via Random Good Stuff)

Auh yes, the days of carrying that snow saucer sled up the hill are over.  Just slip these SnowShorts over your winter gear and get an instant saucer sled ass to fly down the hill.  Need some control?  No problem, just shift your new ass from side to side to steer your way down.  Once the ride is over, just stand up, walk up, and repeat.  The snow is coming…  Are you ready?

$35 – Orvis Pull–on SnowShorts (via Kid Crave)

We just picked up the “As Seen On TV” Touch N Brush Hands Free Toothpaste Dispenser and I must say, it’s one of the few items they brand that’s 100% worth it.  It’s solves 3 of our biggest problems in the bathroom.  One, the mess.  Kids and adults no longer need to touch the toothpaste.  Just a touch of the pump arm and it drops the perfect amount every time.  Second, it uses every drop of what’s in the toothpaste tube.  No more fuss with squeezing out that last drop.  Finally, we don’t have to help the kids anymore, saving us time each night.

Overall, it’s easy to hang, doesn’t require tools, doesn’t use batteries or electric and is a winner in my book!  Pick one up for $19.95.

Touch N Brush Hands Free Toothpaste Dispenser As Seen on Tv

A little geeky for adults but, my kids would so love this Super Mario Chess Set. Of course it’s setup just like any other Super Mario game.  Good (Mario) virus evil (Bowser), with all the game characters the world has come to love and obsess over. Mario, the Princess, Yoshi, Bowser and the favs are all included.  Even those darn little coins are pawns in the game.  32 hand-painted pieces in all, a metal collectors box, a game board, and instructions.  A great way to introduce chess to kids…

There is one little fact I’d like to bring up before you buy the chess set. For some strange reason, Luigi is the Queen in this chess set!?  Can’t wait to hear your comments on this one…

$40 – Super Mario Chess Set (via Coolest Gadgets)

If you are a serious Halloween decorator, then the Bloody Shower Curtain is for you.  For only 8 bucks, you can transform your shower into a bloody mess.  It’s basically a standard shower curtain with bloody hand prints and smears all over.  I guess you could do this yourself, but that would require your own blood.

Bloody Shower Curtain

Add a little something to your upcoming Halloween party with Skull and Crossbones Ice Cubes.  Just fill with water,  juice or even jello mix and put them in the freezer.   Once frozen, the flexible mold allows the frozen treat to pop right out.  Made with food grade silicone, it’s completely safe and dishwasher ready.   Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

$6 – Fred Bone Chillers Ice Cube Tray

The baby mobile has migrated outside to help birds all over the world.  The FLENSTED Birdfeeder Mobile is a handcrafted work of art that can be hung outside to feed the overcrowded bird population in your area.  Watch as multiple birds feast on seeds and bob up and down on the mobile.  One word of advice, don’t put the pack and play under it.

$54 (includes shipping) – FLENSTED Birdfeeder Mobile (via Outblush)