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Sonia brought us the Chicken Beer Roaster the other day.  Well, the Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads can add a little more fun to the drunken chicken roast.  A little silliness never hurt anyone, right?  Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking and it will give your drunken guests a laugh as they pass by the grill or during presentation.  There are three different types;  The Malibu, that looks like a beached chicken.  The Bug-Eyed Chicken, that has something stuffed where it hurts.  And finally, the Southeastern Chicken from South of the Border.  If you are the cook, at least amuse yourself…

Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

Seems silly but, it’s almost natural instinct to start swinging your rolled up umbrella like a golf club…  So, why not attach a wedge to the tip and have some fun?  The Off the Course Umbrella, designed by Sebastian Errazuriz, gives you an umbrella, a spoof golf club and a weapon in one.  Don’t be fooled, it’s made of steel and fiberglass but, the designer insists it should not be used as a golf club… I doubt that would stop most.

Off the Course Umbrella (via OhGizmo)

Created by Thanko (the same company that brought you the Fart fan).. the USB necktie is a cool device for the summer.

It has an internal cooling fan to chill you out in the office. Powered by the USB port on your PC, it functions by pulling downwards on the tie. It also has easy controls to turn the fan power on/off and adjust the fan speed.

This would be a perfect gift for Father’s day given the long tradition in North America of giving tacky ties.

Specifications

• Size: 480 x 95 x 24mm (19×3.7×1”)
• Weight: 120g.
• Cable length: 135cm (53”)
• Material: Fan – Plastic, Tie - Silk
• Power: Any standard powered USB port
• Power and speed controls
• Manufacturer: Thanko
• Manual: Japanese
• Hardware requirement PC which the USB port

Stay cool with the USB necktie

In terms of gift ideas, this one really stinks (boys, don’t surprise your special ladies with this). But if you’re planning a few keggers this summer, this custom-printed toilet paper is sure to garner some laughs.

Available through Carlberg Design, your toilet paper can now capture everything from funny quotes to your company’s logo (probably not the greatest idea) to pics of your boss (how therapeutic) and even your ex-wife (wow, someone’s bitter).

Or just stick with the tried & true “World’s Crappiest…(you fill in the blank)” version.

Each custom roll of 1-color toilet paper is individually shrink-wrapped and costs a cool $12 if you order 4 or less. If you order more, it’s cheaper, but how many rolls of custom-printed toilet paper does a person really need? You can also mix & match designs.

This isn’t your crappy (sorry) commercial-grade TP either. Designs are printed on 2-ply, facial quality, biodegradable paper.

They even take rush orders. You know, for those crazy times when custom-printed toilet paper is a must.

via Liquid Shirts

The most popular iPhone app stinks .. or at least sounds like it stinks.

The iFart application is a Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system great for enjoyment and embarrassment for all. In addition to several creative sounds, the application provides you with a‘Fartopedia’ for information on the history of farting and supports 5 different languages (hmm does a fart sound different in any other language?).

Just in case your wondering, we will stay up on the latest info on iFart to bring you the stink on any new updates that come down the pipe.

Specifications

• Requirements: iPhone, IPod touch (2nd generation)
• Requires iPhone 2.1 software update
• App Store Category: Entertainment
• A countdown fart timer
• Allow several farts in the same time
• 12 farts, dry, misty or damp
• An encyclopedia of fart, the Fartopedia

The iFart from iTunes Apps store