Personally, I think The Entertrainer is one piece of fitness equipment so gimmicky it makes the thigh master look good, but hey, at least it’s funnier than your average elliptical.

The Entertrainer will shut off your TV if your daily workout fails to impress. Is anyone picking up on the irony here? Your TV, once the culprit of so much couch-potato-inducing activity, is now your personal trainer? Anyway…

The package comes with a wireless EKHO heart rate monitor that transmits information to the Entertrainer. Enter in your desired workout level and age and The EnterTrainer will calculate your target heart-rate zone and basically act like a universal remote. Then, every ten seconds, it’ll check your heart rate and if it detects lacksidasical performance, your television’s volume will decrease continually by 20%.

Keep ignoring the warning signs and your television will shut off. Get in gear and it’ll automatically turn back on again…although by then you may have missed seeing who got voted off the island and need to plunk your underachieving butt in front of the PC to get yourself, uh hem, back up-to-speed.

via Posci

Nothing shows your techie prowess more than walking around with a Wifi 802.11b or 802.11g shirt.

This Tshirt actually tells you if there is Wi-fi internet access. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding Wi-fi signal strength fluctuates.

Warning.. wearing this shirt at work or at a family picnic may cause friends and family to refer to you as a nerd or a geek.

Specifications

• Dynamically displays the current wi-fi signal strength
• Shows signal strength for 802.11b or 802.11g
• Color: Black
• Material: 100% Cotton T-Shirt
• Runs for hours off three AAA Batteries (not included)
• Decal is Removable for Easy Washings

Wi-Fi Detector Shirt by ThinkGeek

Does your job stink because your coworkers are smelling up the place?  Are you looking to clear the air?  Well a USB Fart fan from Thanko is the perfect toy for you.

Powered by the USB port on your computer, with a convenient off / on switch, the device works by sucking air through an overhanging fan and channeling the breeze through holes on the seat.

Features

In addition to clearing the air, this device doubles as a butt cooler for those long hot summer days.

Thanko’s Web site

This 3-in-1 gadget provides you with a USB 2.0 compliant 4-port hub, a decorative aquarium (sort of) and also a cell phone holder. Well, cell phone hoder is a strech, but lets just say it will hold “stuff”.  Bottom line, it’s unique and I’m sure you’ll be the only one in your row that has one.  The fake Aquarium USB Hub with cell Phone Holder glows when connected and is a $10 dollar novality item at Sourcingmap.com.
$9.99 -  Illuminate Desktop Aquarium USB 2.0 4 Port Hub with Cell Phone Holder

Ok, if the Gold Ingot USB Hub is still not enough to show your wealth then perhaps this REAL gold keyboard may. The Kirameki Pure Gold Keyboard coated with 100% pure gold leaf. Not just a stunning object of worship, this fully functional keyboard features a base that adjusts for height and two USB ports, plus right, left, and center options for the connector cable. To me the Gold Ingot USB Hub still much usefull than this expensive gold keyboard.

Features

• Interface: USB (A type connector), PS/2 (mini DIN6 pin)
• Weight: 480g (0.9lb)
• Compatibility: DOS/V, all companies; Windows Vista?XP?2000?Me?98SE?98 (USB), Windows Vista?XP?2000?Me?98SE?98?95?NT4.0 (PS/2)

Pure Gold Keyboard

At this rate i’m going fill up the dumbest finds category! For one thing though this could be very handy simply because of its 8 port USB and because of this weight (2kg) i can really use as paper weight. Other use could be to show off your wealth!!

Thanko Gold Ingot USB Hub

Ok now you guys stop laughing!! I’m sorry I couldn’t contain my self either. What will they think of next? those two fingers hmm I’m not sure if its going to massage my eyes i only think of blindness.
This quote straight from the source, pretty serious eh? (lol)

…Massage is an effective tranquilliser – soothing the nerve endings all over the body, whilst at the same time working on both the central nervous system and the autonomic (or involuntary) nervous system.Massage is also said to aid digestion, by encouraging the production of saliva and the flow of the digestive juices. It assists in our fight against infection, since it boosts the immune system. It stimulates the lymphatic system, which carries the white blood cells; these in turn protect against viruses and degenerative diseases….

USB Eye Massager

This is not a joke although if i post this on April 1st you might think it is. I couldn’t stop laughing about this gadget but it is really a real grill. Utilizing the USB current to directly charge high voltage capacitors, the iGrill does not require any additional power supply, making it perfect for dorm or office cooking. Plug this baby into your computer and you can control it via a very sophisticated web-based cooking interface, this means you that can control the iGrill on your iphone!

George Foreman USB iGrill