Well, here is a great gag gift for the geek in you life. If the Delete Key Flyswatter doesn’t make him laugh, I don’t know what will… and it may even serve a purpose. The flyswatter comes in at a little over 17 inches and is available in Charcoal or Ivory.  I’d go with Charcoal because the Ivory will just get stained with bug juice. Mac and PC are both supported, but what versions where not disclosed.

$8 – Fred Delete Flyswatter, Charcoal (via Nerd Approved)

Well, this has to be one the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while. The Hands Free Cockpit Umbrella protects your head and shoulders from wind, rain, snow, and making friends. The mission is to give the rider a weather free experience, leaving hands open to do other things. Its made of aluminum alloy, giving it a light overall feel. Its aerodynamic shape causes wind to flow over and around the canopy and can withstand winds up to 50 mph. So, if you want to keep your head dry and don’t mind the rest of your body getting soaked, the Hands Free Cockpit Umbrella may be for you…  Of course, it will keep the bugs out of you teeth.  If you keep an open mine, there is an upside to every gadget.

$59.95 – The Hands Free Cockpit Umbrella.

Want to save on electricity? This light bulb uses none! A creative spin on light providing candles. A great humor gift for the energy saver in your life or just a good conversation piece. Handmade from Bee’s Wax in New York State and measures approximately 5”H x 2.5” diameter.

$25 – Light Bulb Candle (via The Spoon Sisters)

Like to play and have some fun at work? This Annoy-a-tron is a very effective way to annoy the crap out of friends or co-workers. The design has an embedded magnet for easy hiding. Pick one of three choices, (2 kHz, 12 KHz or alternating) turn it on, place it in a proper hiding spot and let the fun begin! The annoy-a-tron generates a short (but very annoying, hence the name) beep every few minutes. Your unsuspecting target will have a hard time finding the location of the sound because the beeps will vary in intervals ranging from 2 to 8 minutes. A perfect prank for the Dwight Schrute in every office…

$9.99 – via ThinkGeek Gadgets

The USB Humping Dogs makes an ideal goof office present. Your friends and colleagues with half a sense of humor will find it very funny. It’s simply a USB device in the shape of a dog that humps your latop as soon as it’s plugged in. It doesn’t stop humping, EVER! Very amusing and well worth a laugh.

USB Humping Dog – Beagle

Poor old Stan… Mugged again. Made from silicone rubber, Stan will dive under any cup you need to place on your precious table-tops to make sure your surfaces remain stain free. Take Stan to work with you and never again will your important documents arrive on the bosses desk with your unsightly coffee cup rings. Keep Stan near the bar too, he makes great conversation piece.

$11.99 – Splat Stan Coaster (via CookingGadgets)

These may look a little corny, but no more messy fingers! This three pronged Popcorn Fork is easy to use and makes you look crazy at the same time. I’d say it’s one of the dumbest things I seen in a while but, it does have a built in salt shaker in the handle. I guess the Popcorn Fork would make a good gift for popcorn lovers? Now, if only there was a fork for a bowl of Skittles…

Hey man… This is so kewl dude… The Ultimate Marijuana Chess Set (from Stonerware) is a totally awesome chess set that includes 32 “smoking” Stoneware Chess Pieces in the shapes of bongs, bowls, joints, pot leafs and more. Also comes with a full color board and instructions (I’ll assume the instructions are chess related?).  So… sit back, take a hit and gaze at the board.  I guess speed chess is out of the question?

$34.95 – Stonerware Chess Game (via Nerd Approved)